The President of the United States called you: scream into the phone and hang up...then say: whoops...

You won the lottery: stare at the card for a half an hour, then realize what happened and start screaming and waving the card in front of ppls faces ^^

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: say: kool beans

You caught a friend stealing from you:slap them

You witnessed a murder:call 911 and all tht crapola then start flipping out

A random stranger offered you candy: say: no! GOD STOP STALKING ME!!!!

MySpace and Facebook closed:laugh evily

A genie granted you one wish:i wouldnt accept it

You lost your favorite possession:bawl my eyes out

You found 10 dollars on the ground:look around, then put it in my pocket >:3

Your date throws up on you:run to the bathroom and go: EWWWWW EW EW EW!!!!!!!

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:sware vengence on tht person and shave their eyebrows off! muahah

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:ask them a million questions ^^ then hug them

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I would prolly call my bf so he can get me off this island!